Monday, June 4, 2007

Dwayne. A complex man in a simple world.

He started like any simple man starts a career in this world. Dwayne got his first "real" job selling household items door-to-door. He could now call himself an "Entrepreneur", though he was not actually aware of this word nor what it meant.

He did have a name for this business. He called his business "Dwayne's Quality Products".

These are some of Dwayne's Quality Products:

This was back in the late 1980's, when door-to-door selling was still considered a viable career. But most people didn't buy shit from Dwayne when he knocked on their door. They just knocked his merchandise out of his hands and proceeded to kick him off their porch.

Dwayne, like any real Man in this World, didn't quit. No, that wouldn't come until later.

One day, Dwayne was peddling his crap in a town called Bellevue, near Seattle. He had branched out, expanding his inventory of Windshield Scrapers and Stuffed Flamingo Puppets to Compact Discs and Tape Dispensers. Now here was some shit people might actually consider using. It was here, in Bellevue, in the year of 1995 that Dwayne got his Big Break into the Business World. This was where Dwayne met Slick Rick.




Read about Slick Rick at http://www.thedamagereport.com/ or watch the video: